Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Getting my teeth into some more

90 minutes in the chair at the orthodontist left me with new braces - upper and lower. I'm not happy about it, but after the amount of money spent, I really want to have straight teeth. At least I'm on the home stretch. Within 12 months it sould all be over. Wish me luck.

Saturday, September 18, 2004

Getting my teeth into it

About 3.5 years ago I decided to get my teeth straightened. This was an unusual decision since my teeth were perceived to be straight by my friends and family. I took a trip to the orthodontist and after several hundred dollars of X-rays and moulds I was shown a reconstruction of my mouth. My teeth were slightly crooked and i was biting "crown to crown." On went the braces and 36 months, actually 35 months, 3 weeks and 4 days, and $5500 later off they came to reveal straight and slightly yellow teeth. Why yellow? Braces prevent proper cleaning, but after a couple of weeks of hard scrubbing my dazzling smile returned.

Then, on a visit to the dentist to have some older fillings taken care of, the orthodontist, whose office is around the corner, was called to give his opinion. I was given the bad news. Some of my teeth had moved and stabilized in new positions. To correct for this natural adjustment I would need new braces for 6-12 months. This would allow all my other teeth to be adjusted in such a manner as to "fit" with the movers. I agreed to this proceedure and the new metalwork goes on next Wednesday. So, if anybody reading this should have the pleasure of meeting me before October of '05, be prepared to meet Mr. Metalmouth.

Fair warning

Sunday, September 12, 2004

9AM

After a breakfast of french (freedom?) toast, I'm sitting in front of the computer bored witless. It isn't 9AM yet and i'm already struggling to make it through the rest of the day. Don't get me wrong, I've had a busy morning - watering the front garden, walking the dogs, going to the gym feeding the dogs and all the cats (indoor and outdoor), but it isn't even 9AM yet!

The film that I want to see is on in Pasadena or some other spot that I can't face driving to, so that form of entertainment is closed for the day. I suppose that I should look into some designs for a new business card, but I'm not particularly creative, so I'll probably contrive to use that lack as an excuse not to do anything.

On the positive side, my shoulder is showing signs of making a full recovery from some surgery that I had done 15 months ago to repair damage that was probably caused by a gym injury. I can at last start getting back into reasonable condition.

I'll probably just daydream about a trip to Asia. Indonesia again? Thailand? The Philippines?

8:59! Gotta go. Busy day ahead.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Well

Another day, another attempt at coherence. Just went shopping and bought a couple of new food bowls for the cats. I'm sure that they'll appreciate the effort. I also got a gift card for a friend who's getting married in November - poor bastard.

I'm listening to a radio show about adult ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). The guest speaker suggests (half jokingly) that a school report card containing lots of remarks such as "could try harder" or "needs to concentrate" can be seen as pointers towards ADHD in children. Such remarks are almost all that my school reports contain. So, maybe I just need to be medicated :)

Friday, September 03, 2004

A cremation in Bali

Ubud was crowded because of the cremation of the King’s wife – wife number 3 that is. I wanted to see some of the ceremony and decided to watch along the parade route rather than at the cremation site itself. I arrived about an hour before the supposed start time. Of course I had forgotten that the event would go off on Balinese time and after about 90 minutes I realized that this might be a long wait. I had decided to take up position on the first floor of the Ubud market looking down on Jl Raya Ubud. From up there I thought that we could get a decent view of events as the procession would be going from the palace to Pura Dalem Puri at the top of Tebesaya, where the cremation would take place. I think I made a mistake. Once I had found a spot, the rapidly growing crowds prevented me from moving and the overhead wires running along the street made photography difficult.

After about an hour, Balinese wearing traditional dress began to appear. I was told that these were people from surrounding villages and that they would be taking part in the procession. It was getting hotter. Bodies were being pressed against me and I began to feel clammy. I wondered if that was my sweat that I could feel on my legs.

Eventually there was movement. A false alarm. Then another false alarm. Until, to cheers from the watching thousands, the procession got under way. Musicians walked down the street, their instruments being carried for them. Women carrying offerings went by. Then a huge bull, carried on a bamboo structure by at least 40 men came by. Then a second bull came by. This one must have been 10 feet high and it dwarfed the first one. The men carrying this one took their opportunity to have some fun by tipping and turning the bull (as much as the narrow streets would allow) and trying to unseat the man riding the bull. Small children who were riding on the platform with the bull were strapped to its legs to stop them from being rolled off the platform. More “floats” were carried by culminating in a tower at least 30 feat high which carried the queen’s body somewhere close to the top. And then they were gone. It was all over in less than 10 minutes. By the time I’d got clear of the market building it was time for a cold beer to celebrate surviving the crush. I downed a cold Anker beer and wished the queen all the best on her journey and wondered how many would attend my funeral.

The next day I walked up Tebesaya and reached the site of the cremation. There was smoke rising from the remains of some of the platforms and there was a huge temporary ramp sitting on the edge of the site. The ramp had been used to lower items (the queen’s body?) from the large tower that had gone by in yesterday’s procession. The cool soft morning breeze blew the smoke around the area. I imagined that there must have been several thousand people crammed into this relatively small space yesterday afternoon to see what would, for many of those watching, surely be the most significant ceremonial event in their lifetime excepting those within their family. All that was left now was a bamboo tower, some charred statues, and small pieces of plastic slipping over the ground in the wind. I asked myself what would happen to that bloody plastic. Oh happy day when we can have a ceremony to celebrate the death of plastic packaging.